My Poor Friend

Hello from lovely indiana, and it is lovely let me tell you. You just don't get this kind of lightning in California, plus it causes our power box to unexpectedly make a firework show every five minutes. Anyway that is not the subject at hand. My friend, whom none of you will probably never meet, is hopelessly whipped, hook line and sinker. This five foot nothing (maybe shorter) girl is my friends first girlfriend and i don't think he knows how to say no. He spend gross amounts of money on her at the mall and she doesn't have a license which means he has to drive her everywhere. What's worse is she wouldn't let him go to Wedding Crashers (which is a fucking awesome movie, highly recommended) because it has a bit of nudity in it. oh and she makes him go to her BROTHER'S BIBLE STUDY GROUP. It's lucky he doesn't have a cell phone or else i'd never see him. Anywho i don't know how to break it to him cause he really seems to like this girl, but he needs an intervention. Anyone got ideas on how to break the news?